I realise I should be making meticulous notes about what is happening each day, so that I end up with a historic document. However, this has not been the case, and the days continue to merge into each other, this becoming the new normal. Dot, however, has been taking notes, and I draw on them partly for this blog.

Today it’s raining and quite cool, but apparently this is a minor blip in the mainly warm weather we’ve been having. We did have a couple of much cooler days, but they were simply nearer the seasonal average. We have been able to do our exercise walk in the Rosary most days: it really is a beautiful place, and because dogs are not allowed, peaceful too.

We’ve been watching a few films, but surprisingly are still busy in other areas. We really enjoyed Fisherman’s Friends, but were not particularly enamoured of Hustlers. We are continuing with The Expanse, but got lured into Masterchef finals week and always watch Vera. We have also just started watching the second season of Sunderland ‘Til I Die, which is really well done.

On Monday we had a Zoom get-together with Howard, Anna, Janet and Derek, and that was quite enjoyable. It came with wine. Paul also rang: he is hanging on, but Debbie is about to take a break; so that may cause difficulties with Maryta.

Mark came over and told us he was travelling to Mobile, Alabama, for his company (he is in oil and gas construction, I think). He left us with the key to his hire car, which would be collected the next day. He then left for Norwich Airport. He was flying to Aberdeen, then Schiphol, then Atlanta, from where he would drive to Mobile.

The hire company turned up for the car key, but two days later we noticed Mark’s own car was in front of the house and his windows were open. While we were chatting with Des (and keeping our distance) he emerged and said he had got as far as Aberdeen, where he was told by his company that the Amsterdam flight was cancelled, and he had to go to Heathrow (by train). He was just south of Edinburgh when he heard again from his company, saying the whole trip was off. So he left the train at Peterborough and came home. He said it was very odd being with other people, and he had felt very nervous at the airport and in the train.

On Tuesday we sorted out all the cards that we had accumulated over the years, and Dot did a careful file of all those we wanted to keep. Various items were delivered, including coffee, water filters and bathroom cleaner. David FaceTimed us: he seems well. He keeps in close touch, which is great.

The next day Dot cleaned the windowsills, and wrote to Phyllis. We posted the card on our daily walk. I went on my own on Thursday while Dot painted the cloakroom/downstairs toilet, and I posted a card to Christine, my cousin’s wife, which I should have done ages ago. I also found out that as well as a daughter he had a son, Matthew, who has ME. I sort of knew this, but couldn’t track anything down to confirm it. Earlier Des and Chris brought our shopping – quite a lot of it this time. We and the rest of the street clapped the NHS workers at 8pm (remembered at last minute) and then watched Compline in bed, which in my opinion is the right time for Compline, unless you go to sleep in the middle of it.

Obviously I have been doing various work in the middle of all this, some of it on Paston stuff. For instance I have checked the Personnel mini-biogs on the website and done a few corrections, some of them factual. I am getting to be quite an authority on Captain Robert Paston, who was shipwrecked off Nova Scotia in 1711 – the male line of the Pastons went down with him. I am also editing and captioning the Holy Land pictures, which is a bit of a slog. The photobook that I did arrived this week and looks quite good.

I have also restrung my guitar, only to find that this brought home how soft my fingertips are. I need to get back into practice. I did this yesterday, while Dot was clearing out the shed and painting a stool. I also made a fruit salad, but we fitted in another Rosary walk. I rang up Ray and Chris to see how Chris got on with her radiotherapy over the last couple of weeks. It seemed it went as well as could be expected. Complex but necessary procedure for actually getting into the hospital.

Bob Dylan has released another song – I Contain Multitudes, which is good, though not quite as good as Murder Most Foul. Great that he’s still producing more than worthwhile stuff at his age. I will now progress with picture editing and (possibly) a Holy Land poetry and pictures book. I have got in touch by e-mail with Matt, who apparently I was supposed to ring under the church “buddy” system, but this had not filtered through to me.

It’s getting harder and harder to separate one day from another. Lockdown is still in operation, and Boris has just left hospital for Chequers – his second home. Dot and I are still feeling Ok and have just had a long FaceTime chat with David and Chrissy. It remains very warm here, though there is a thunderstorm warning for late afternoon or evening. There is a good chance it may never happen, but as a precaution Dot and I went for a walk to the Rosary immediately after lunch. Came back quite tired.

I finally got the shredder to work and have shredded quite a lot of paper; so that’s quite satisfying. The slide viewer arrived and was smaller than I thought it would be, but it works perfectly well. Dot has finished front and back garden, and they look really good. We are still visited frequently by our male and female blackbirds, Jet and Speckles (Don’t ask). I have also completed a photobook of our Holy Land trip, but I only ordered one as it would be pretty meaningless to anyone else. Also it cost about £25, once you included postage.

On Maundy Thursday there was a Zoom service led by the Bishop, for people who are ministers of one kind or another to renew their promises. As the lowest kind of minister (an authorised worship assistant) I was invited, and it was quite moving. Dot came in towards the end (she had been speaking to Bridget), but fortunately I was muted. There was another service on Good Friday led by Sam and Martin: we missed it as it happened, but picked it up later on.

There was another Zoom service this morning – Easter Sunday – from St Luke’s, with about 50 people attending. Pretty good. The Maundy Thursday one had about 360, but that was diocese-wide. On Maundy Thursday we also took part in the 8pm street applause for NHS workers. It was Mary’s birthday; so we clapped her too.

We had a four-way FaceTime with David, Oliver and Amy one day, and that worked quite well. Everyone seems to be surviving with no trouble, though I guess Oliver would like to be driving around. So would I, come to that.

I have finished reading the book Dot read that referred to our pilgrimage. It’s called Jesus, and is written by a Jesuit. It brought back a lot of memories of the different sites, and though I didn’t go to the Jerusalem sites, I read about them at Easter; so it was quite special. I am now reading a book about diving for treasure in eastern Canada. There’s a Paston connection, but I haven’t got to it yet.

Yesterday while we were sitting in the garden I wrote a couple of poems. I was particularly pleased with one of them, which I called Easter Saturday and which alluded to the current situation in an oblique way. I decided to put it on Facebook, and it got some nice comments. I had already put up Gethsemane the day before, and this morning I made it three in a row by posting Easter Sky, another older one. I may be overdoing it.

And so it goes on. April Fool’s Day was notable for an absence of the usual jokes, possibly because real life was so absurd anyway. I was convinced for a minute that the third obituary in the Daily Telegraph was an April Fool, but then I read the other two and decided perhaps they all were – or none of them. Most coronavirus pronouncements are in much the same mould. Now PM Boris is in hospital and, it has to be said, not looking too good. But then…

I have finished clearing out the study, and it looks refreshingly neat. Sadly my paper-shredding machine is failing to work again for no apparent reason; so I have a pile of paper to cut up, burn or expose to a virus of some kind. We managed to get the slide projector to work and looked at my mother’s slides of the Holy Land. It’s amazing how different the place looked a mere 30-40 years ago. Far fewer buildings.

The smaller slide viewer, which is much better for a quick look, has given up the ghost, mainly because the batteries corroded and messed up everything else. I have sent off for a new one, which is only about £20. I can’t make the gizmo that transfers slides to my computer work, apparently because it’s now unsupported (too few bits, or something. Ho, hum.) Also can’t get the Super 8 film projector to work, but have located a shop in Norwich that can transfer my films to CD; so will give them a try eventually – whenever that is.

I keep on working on Paston site material. My latest achievement (a pretty small one) was to write sub-headings for some of the Paston Places articles. I am still modernising some of the letters, but to be honest it’s a bit of a burden, because the Middle English is often obscure. If it was just a case of making normal English more readable, it would be quite enjoyable. Peter obviously really loves the obscurities, because he keeps coming up with more and more obscure things to do.

I have written the Norwich Paston walk in leaflet form, but this can’t really be taken any further while we’re in isolation. I’ve also produced a liturgy for St Augustine’s Way, and Howard has just produced a reply to it, which I will have to have a look at. Meanwhile Dave Evetts wrote to ask for help with his family tree investigations, but I don’t think I was much help.

We’ve been in the house mostly, but last Friday we drove up to the chemist’s in the afternoon to pick up my prescription. We then called at the petrol station to fill the car up, which may not have been essential but didn’t expose anyone else, and I was careful to spray and wash my hands after handling the pump. (Paid with credit card at pump.) Earlier in the day the D’Souzas had got some groceries for us from Morrisons.

Saturday was very warm, and we decided to go for a walk for our exercise. We found the Rosary open and walked round it, encountering hardly anyone, and staying clear of them. It was actually very pleasant. On Sunday we joined in the St Luke’s service using Zoom. Surprisingly, it worked, especially when people muted themselves so that we could concentrate on Sarah, and sing the songs without sounding awful.

Cooler today, but still quite pleasant after early rain.

With one day much the same as another, it is hard to remember what happened when, or even if it happened at all. The weather is still sunny, but there is a distinct chill in the air. We have hardly been out of the house in the last few days.

This morning, though I went to the doctor’s – not because I’m ill, but because I had a blood test, which happens about once a year, partly to check on the medicine I’m taking, I think. I checked that this was going ahead, after receiving a text reminding me of it and then another one asking if I wanted to cancel. On the phone they said I could come, but it was up to me. So I went.

The streets were quiet. There was a queue of 12-15 people outside Aldi on Plumstead Road, purely because of the distancing, which meant a limit on the numbers who could be inside at once, I guess. At the doctor’s surgery I had to wait outside for a receptionist, who appeared in heavily protractive clothing and took my temperature, which was normal. Actually, taking it was not normal, but it was at a normal level. After asking what I wanted she directed me to the usual waiting area for blood tests. I was the only one there, though I was ten minutes early.

After less than five minutes the familiar blood tester came out and invited me in. She had a mask on, but I knew it was her. The procedure was normal, and I left by the same door. The distance between me and someone who happened to be coming in was possibly not two metres, but he looked healthy, and we didn’t touch. I drove home by a slightly circuitous route, which is probably illegal, but I saw that Budgens was open and had no queue.

On arriving home I saw Chris opposite, which reminded me to send a text saying we had their bag, and I was going to drop it off to them. As I did so Des came to the door and offered to do another shop for us towards the end of the week. I accepted gratefully. We still have plenty of food, but it’s the everyday stuff like bread that gets a bit tricky. Still, we can’t grumble. We have it easy compared to very many people.

Which brings me to my cousin Eddie, who died a couple of days ago, almost certainly from coronavirus. HIs daughter Joanne said the day before that he had gone into hospital with breathing difficulties. She also has the virus, but seems to be getting better. Eddie lived in Essex/north London (Hainault) and was a nice guy. We didn’t meet often, but always got on well. Tragically neither his wife nor his daughter was allowed to visit him during his dying hours. For obvious reasons.

Meanwhile the bathroom and shower room have been completely spring-cleaned, and yesterday, while Dot went through her jewellery and various other stuff I had a real go at the study, finding various things I’d lost and others that I’d forgotten I ever had. So much stuff you don’t want to throw away, but have no real reason to keep. I have one more corner of the room to finish today or tomorrow, but the bit I’ve done looks neat. The recycling bin is getting alarmingly full.

Dot is in the garage at the moment, but while we can find lots of stuff we want to take to the tip or to charity shops, we can’t do either, because everything is shut. So the garage is full of stuff we don’t want to be there. Still…

Our family is keeping an eye on us from afar. David Facetimes us frequently from Canada, where he is more or less stranded, though he is better there than alone in his apartment, though this is not a point of view that Amy necessarily shares, because she misses him. We speak to her and Oliver quite often on FaceTime.

Nothing has happened with Zoom yet. To be honest I’m slightly nervous of it. Have written quite a few Holy Land poems and a couple of others too.

Not much happening here, except for social structures falling apart. Not even that, really, because if you walked down the street you wouldn’t notice much difference, except a kind of emptiness. But cafes, pubs and restaurants are all closed, and gatherings of any kind are frowned upon. Most schools are shut, except for the children of key workers. Freddie and Phoebe have offered to run errands for us, and Des has offered to do a supermarket shop.

We have asked P & F to get us a few things, such as bread, today , but we will be using Hello Fresh!, which should make sure we’re ok for general food for quite a bit longer. No doubt the day will come when some kind person will have to do a supermarket shop for us. Dot ordered some stuff from Milk and More yesterday, but nothing was delivered – not even the usual milk.

Yesterday, as today, was bright and sunny, though with a distinct nip in the air. We watched a Facebook Live service from St Luke’s in the morning (after listening to the Radio 4 one from the Archbishop), and then decided to go for a picnic. We were very conscious of the need to avoid other people; so we did not join the thousands (apparently) who made for the coastal top spots like Wells, but drove to Stokesby, which is quiet village on the Bure where you can park by the river and watch the ducks, swans and geese while eating your sandwiches. I went for a short walk, carefully avoiding any proximity to the odd pedestrian. I don’t see anything wrong or risky with this, but no doubt it will soon become illegal.

On the way home we stopped to say hello to Judy, who was out for a walk. Naturally we did not touch her, or even get out of the car.

Today we went up to the chemist to fetch Dot’s pills, after ringing first. I drove and Dot went in, washing her hands afterwards, without touching door handles. They had a one-way system in the shop, with carefully marked distancing areas. Dot is now in the garden.

Last Thursday I went to the dentist – again after ringing to check it was OK. Wales and Scotland have banned all appointments except for emergencies, but apparently the chief dental officer for England is conspicuous by her absence and hasn’t said anything. Ross was keen to point out how hygienic dentists’ surgeries were. My teeth were Ok, but he cleaned them anyway for a mere £108.

Meanwhile Peter and Rob are forging ahead with Paston plans to put loads of stuff online, and I’ve written four scripts for animated characters. I’ve also written modern versions of about ten Paston letters, and about the same number of poems, most of them about Holy Land experiences. I’m awaiting an e-mail from Anne Coomes requesting the usual articles for the May Parish Pump. Sadly two former colleagues from The Christian have died in the last few days – Dan “I nearly died” Wooding and Bill “Egg and chips” Spencer. Neither of those was coronavirus, as far as I know. Both cancer, I believe. Offhand I can only think of a couple of people on The Christian editorial team who are still alive.

Denise has been in touch: her two neighbours have coronavirus, and her grandson Ollie has a bad cough; so Elaine and her family have to remain isolated – in Elaine’s case, working from home.

As well as working out how Facebook Live works, I’ve signed into Skype so that Rob, Peter and I can have a meeting this afternoon. Yippee. I am also on Zoom, so that our Cake and Compline group can have a get-together. I shall be interested to see how that works.

And so the world changes. All of a sudden Dot and I, together with all other over-70s, are supposed to self-isolate to avoid an upsurge of the coronavirus among those least able to survive it. Not quite sure how this is intended to work. Already we have had a guy round to fix the cooker, and Dot has gone off to Jarrolds to get her lip waxed (after checking first that it would go ahead). We have also had newspapers delivered. Does the coronavirus stick to newspapers?

Sporting and entertainment events have been widely cancelled. The Suffolk Poetry Festival, scheduled for May, has gone, and I’m not sure we’ll be able to go to church on Sunday. Yesterday we were the last people to visit Phyllis (91) at her care home before they banned visitors. In the afternoon (pre-announcement) Dot went to a school at Worstead to have a chat with the head teacher. When she returned she joined me at Morrisons to do some food shopping. The shelves were noticeably bare. No paracetamol or toilet rolls, of course, but also not much meat.

There was an item on Facebook suggesting that ibuprofen was particularly useless against coronavirus, but paracetamol was good. This is in line with my preference anyway – my stomach really doesn’t like ibuprofen – but I suspect it may be a scam.

Phil’s birthday last Thursday seems years away. We went round in the morning to take him his card and presents, and they seemed quite cheerful, though Joy didn’t look all that well. He had just done their monthly supermarket shop; so they will be all right for a while. One good thing about all this is that so many people are anxious to help those who are isolated. A number of groups have sprung up.

On Saturday Dot and I just managed to get to St Peter Mancroft in time for a concert for peace by St Gregory’s Orchestra (conductor Martin Wyatt). They played Tschaikovsky’s 4th symphony, and it was beautifully done. Vicki was on flute, and we spoke to her afterwards. We sat next to Caren Gazley and (accidentally) behind Phil Kerrison and – in the seat in front of him – Judy. Her climate change take at St Luke’s had been cancelled, which is strange, because according to computer modelling it was going ahead. Afterwards Dot and I had a drink with Caren and Phil at Starbuck’s on the Walk.

The Sunday church service was a bit prolonged because Carrie had a lot to say about the coronavirus and how we would keep an eye on each other, as well as other people. The usual suspects added their own ideas, of course. Phil was leading and did well to keep it all going on course. Howard did one of his almost impenetrable sermons, referring to the King James version and Leviticus. I think he was born a century or two too late, but he is such a nice guy that it doesn’t matter.

He did suggest that we should behave as if we all had coronavirus (though in a mild form), but his wife pointed out that if we did, no-one would be there. I fear this may indeed be the case next week.

Still, we are having frequent FaceTime sessions with David and Chrissy, who have just enjoyed a weekend away at a very upscale (as they would say) hotel. On the minus side, it’s extremely unlikely that Oliver and Amy will be travelling to Canada for Easter. How Dave and Julia will endure self-isolation doesn’t bear thinking about.

Israel is receding into the distance, though I’ve just written a piece on it for my website. Several members of our group have reported being ill, but I don’t think any of them has coronavirus, although a couple of them self-isolated, which seems quite a nice idea. Dot and I have just pieced together a narrow IKEA bookcase or two for the hall, but we need something to stick it to the wall, as I’m pretty sure there’s wiring where there would normally be a screw.

Dot picked up the bookcases yesterday while I was at the doctor’s. My blood pressure was unexpectedly low, and so there was nothing to talk about really. I am going to have a blood test at the end of the month. Before that we’d been up to Boots to choose frames for my new glasses, and Dot unexpectedly got some too. She doesn’t like to be left out. Afterwards we had a cup of tea in Tea Junction.

Later still we went to the cinema to see Emma, which was entertaining and quite satisfying.

On Monday we had been to the Robinsons for tea/coffee and a rundown on the Holy Land. Philip was quite perturbed that there were 55 in our party, because he had been under the impression that we had gone in a minibus. He was also worried (quite rightly) about Syrian refugees on the Turkish border, though this wasn’t as near Israel as I think he believed it was.

In the afternoon I drove to Beccles for a meeting of Suffolk poets at Lynne Nesbit’s house. She is a singer and a poet, and good at both. The other four were slightly less impressive, but I think we’ll manage to get something together for the Poetry Festival. Good cake and tea, and quite a pleasant afternoon. I read a couple of controversial poems, but they seemed to quite like them.

On Sunday I preached at St Augustine’s, including as you might expect references to the Holy Land, but concentrating on Psalm 121, which has more impact after you’ve been to Israel. Ray and Chris weren’t there because Chris is quite ill: her stomach cancer is rearing its head again. During the Peace we all made eye contact only (coronavirus) but took Communion as usual!

The previous day we had been to the George Hotel at Swaffham for Allan Higbee’s 80th birthday party – a lunchtime buffet with cake and drinks. Dot was kind enough to drive back, and although we didn’t know many people there, we got to know some by the time we left. I got on well with Allan’s brother Brian, who is a big Leonard Cohen fan – and a singer and guitarist. He played a Cohen song later on. Allan is not a big fan: he’s more into choral music. Lot of family members there, including Alex (very nice) and her daughter Ariana and husband Paolo, who is working for Amazon and loving every minute.

Friday morning. We went to Carrie’s book club last night, but I could barely concentrate, although they started with a bit that mentioned Caesarea Philippi, which gave us (more accurately Dot) an opportunity to expand and enthuse. I’m sleeping quite well, but my stomach is not quite back to normal, and nor is Dot’s. We have heard of a couple of other people from the pilgrimage with stomach upsets…

Back to the Israel trip…

Surprisingly I felt well enough on the Sunday to continue with the tour, which just goes to show that Imodium works, or maybe it was the other stuff kindly brought to me by Damon, a very nice vicar from Lowestoft. Or both. Anyway, I had an early breakfast and suffered no ill-effects; so in cold and windy weather I joined the bus, which left later than usual. Too late, in fact, because we reached the morning Eucharist at St George’s Cathedral in Jerusalem after it had started, and we poured in during the sermon, which was in either Hebrew or Arabic, probably the latter. Because of the embarrassment and haste I found myself sitting behind a pillar, which wasn’t perfect. We filed forward to take the wafers, but there was no wine distributed because of the coronavirus panic, which had reached Israel. We had some nice mint tea or coffee afterwards with members of the congregation and pilgrims from other places, such as Exeter.

Afterwards we had a bit of a wait for the bus driver, who had been given the wrong timings, then drove to John the Baptist’s birthplace, which also had a spring. Dot did a reading here, and afterwards we declined the opportunity to embark on another climb (I was advised not to in my weakened state, but wasn’t going to anyway) and had a lovely lunch with Anne and James. This consisted largely of a cooked camembert, which may not sound the right thing to eat after diarrhoea, but it didn’t seem to do any harm. It did make us late back to the bus, though – a misunderstanding over time. There was a lot of that.

We then drove to the Holocaust Museum, which unsurprisingly contained far too much to take in in the time allowed – 90 minutes. Need to return really, but my stomach is voting against it. One of our number got lost on the way back to the bus. She looked lost all the time, actually, but most of the time she wasn’t. Back at the hotel we had evening prayer and reminiscences, and then we had a chat in the bar with Anne, James and Audrey, who is from Northern Ireland. Anne had some whisky she wanted us to finish, but I resisted the temptation.

This is where my notes run out, but I seem to remember that on the Monday we left fairly early and drove to Abu Ghosh, which is not an Indian menu item but a Benedictine monastery and church which is reckoned to be a possible site of the meeting on the road to Emmaus, and so a fitting last stop before Tel Aviv. We had a Communion service and handed in our headsets. The weather was very pleasant.

At Tel Aviv we had an interesting problem before reaching the Departure area. Unfortunately I can’t tell you what it was in case this is accessed online by someone other than my two usual readers. Suffice to say that two people gave slightly different versions of where we had been, which for some reason alarmed the security staff. (It was harder to get out of Israel than to get in.) Anyway, we made it through all right, having jettisoned our water bottles unnecessarily (they don’t worry about taking liquids through).

We had sandwiches with James and Anne and then wandered round in the rather nice Departure area before making our way to Gate E8. Then, after the usual delays in boarding and taxi-ing (Dot changed with Damon again so that we could sit together) we took off and, eventually, landed at Luton, where the bus was waiting. The Easyjet cabin crew were excellent, but the toilet facilities very poor (two toilets for nearly 200 people over five hours). I also would have liked some information about the countries we were flying over, but no.

We got back to Norwich around 10.10pm, which gave us time to walk through the Close and get through the gate before it shut at 10.30pm. Budgens was shut, but Dot went to the Co-op at the station and picked up some essentials, like bread. We went to sleep pretty quickly.

OK, it’s now Thursday afternoon. Dot has been to North Walsham while I had my eyes tested and bought a present for Philip (his birthday is next week). We then both went to Morrisons to get some food before it all ran out. Already no Paracetamol. I should mention that Norwich City beat Spurs on penalties last night to reach the quarter-finals of the FA Cup. So the age of miracles is not past.

Israel pilgrimage continued….

After the Vermehrungskirche we proceeded to the site of Peter’s redemption (where Jesus said to him: “Feed my sheep”). There is a statue to that effect – quite a nice one. And a lovely view out over Lake Galilee. After this there was lunch at a lakeside restaurant that I really don’t remember (though I do remember that two glasses of wine were 70 shekels = about £18), and a further journey to Capernaum, also on the lake and the site of Peter’s mother’s house and the synagogue that Jesus preached at. It was more or less Jesus’ home town at that time. A striking place.

This was followed by a trip on a boat on Lake Galilee, during which the crew unexpectedly played the British National Anthem and then the worship song Ten Thousand Reasons. The boat was called Noah. The engine was switched off for a few magical minutes halfway back to Tiberias. Beautiful setting.

Back at the hotel we had a Eucharist and met David and Bridget’s friends, John and Kathy Ladd. The weather had been pretty good, especially towards evening. And that was just the first day.

The Wednesday started with a visit to Mount Tabor, site of the Transfiguration. The weather was good, and the setting lovely. We had to get shuttle taxis to the top in order to negotiate a long series of hairpin bends on a narrow road. Halfway up we met a squad of soldiers walking down, and there was a big police presence at the top, plus several cats. Interestingly we saw hardly any dogs in Israel or Palestine. Good views and another Communion here. Because of the height it was a bit chilly, and Miles lent Dot his jacket. She also bought a yashmak.

After getting the shuttles back down (some walked, but it was a very long way), we got the bus to Nazareth and pulled in there (Band reference). We walked up to Mary’s house and the inevitable large church or three erected to commemorate it, surround it and make it as unlike Mary’s house as it was possible to be. Very nice statue of Joseph close by.

Afterwards we drove to Cana for a fast-food lunch and Coke. Quite tasty, actually. This was followed by a visit to the house where Jesus did his first miracle, turning water into wine. We had a service. Lots of adverts for such items as “First Miracle Wine”. The church allegedly contained a huge jar where the water turned into wine had once rested, but it was massive, immovable and obviously inauthentic; so I guess it was the exact one.

Thursday was pleasantly warm, but we made the mistake of getting relegated (by lateness) to the back seat of the bus; so two long journeys were really uncomfortable. The first, to Jericho, was interrupted at one of the spots were Jesus was supposed to have been baptised, where we renewed our baptismal vows and got sprinkled by Jordan water. Several other people there, observing that we had a genuine Bishop with us, seized on the opportunity to get sprinkled by him, which was partly amusing and partly touching.

We proceeded south to Jericho and the Mount of Temptation, which was supposed to be where Jesus was tempted by Satan. This involved a cable car ride (for us, not Him) and quite a few steps, narrow passageway and a cave. There are a lot of caves in Israel, though technically this was Palestine (I think). Had a drink in the cafe with Anne and James (this often happened), and on our return to below sea level Dot had a brief ride on a camel, because it was there.

Drove on past the sycamore tree allegedly climbed by Zaccheus to see Jesus pass (but clearly not old enough) and at some stage we had a really nice lunch at an open air cafe, followed by a shopping visit to a co-op, where Dot bought some Nard. We then proceeded to the Dead Sea, where I toyed with the idea of swimming but in fact paddled. It felt like any other sea, only muddier. Both Dot and I managed to avoid falling over. Bit of a resort, but beautiful if you managed to shut that out.

Afterwards we got on the bus and drove to Bethlehem via the Jericho road (rugged and beautiful) and the busier and least recognisable parts of Jerusalem. Feeling pretty ill in the back seat by the time we reached the Manger Square Hotel in Bethlehem. Big hotel, nicer room but the food was not so good. We were in Palestine now, having passed through the checkpoint where Jerusalem joins Bethlehem: no countryside, just houses. Oh, and a wall. after dinner we went for a short walk but couldn’t find Manger Square.

Friday was sunny and warm, and we got a better seat on the bus. But before that we walked up to the Church of the Nativity, having found Manger Square. Obviously it is supposed to mark the place where Jesus was born, and we queued up to see the “exact spot”, which is in a cave below ground. Ho, hum. I liked the Byzantine church, the oldest in the world, and the area round it. Afterwards we went to a shopping opportunity and Dot was persuaded (by me) to buy an expensive necklace. We got some other gifts too.

From there we walked to the Shepherds’ Fields and had another Communion. This was quite moving because it faced open countryside which you could almost imagine shepherd and sheep on. I believe it was near here – at the Tower of the Flock (Migdal Elder) – that Jesus was actually born, but our guide did not agree with this. What does he know? He’s only an Aramaic-speaking Jewish Christian.

After another fast-food lunch, after which we almost left someone behind (not really, but he thought we had when we were simply turning round), we drove to Bethlehem University, where we met some of the students – I asked a couple of questions, surprisingly. They were all very pleasant, but then we weren’t Israelis. We moved on from there too Dheisheh Refugee Camp, which unexpectedly turned out to be a building in the middle of Bethlehem. Here we heard from a very pleasant and fluent representative and met Anne Aves, who is from Norwich and runs a charity to help and educate people in the refugee camp.

Saturday was Leap Day – 29th February – and was grey and cold, with some rain. I avoided this by being ill. I had had violent diarrhoea the previous evening after visiting an ice cream shop with many others, and it continued when I woke up in the morning. So I stayed at the hotel while Dot went off to old Jerusalem. As it turned out, because of a programme change, this turned out to be the only day the group went to old Jerusalem; so I am one of the few pilgrims who have spent a week in the Holy Land without visiting old Jerusalem or even seeing it from outside.

It felt like a very long day. I got some medicine which stopped the diarrhoea, and I was able to go for a short walk, but most of the time I was just trying to sleep – after they had serviced my room, which they took ages to complete. They started by taking away the towels. Then after about an hour they bought some new ones. After about another hour they actually made up the room. Felt a bit better towards evening and went to a cash machine, where I was helped by a young Palestinian, who used his own account to change the Jordanian dinars I received into shekels. He then showed me his father’s shop! Very nice people – I got a lovely mint tea – and I bought a scarf for Dot and two mugs. The father complained about Israeli tour guides who only took people to their friends’ establishments, which I’m sure is true.

Dot get back very late, because this was the only day they ate out in the evening (at a Bedouin restaurant – presumably it’s never in the same place). She brought me a meal, but I couldn’t eat it, apart from a little flat bread.

To be continued again…

It’s now Wednesday, late afternoon, and Dot is out visiting Hickling school for a SIAMS inspection. I have started writing my sermon for Sunday. Dot had a touch of diarrhoea at lunchtime: hope she didn’t catch it from me. Mike Read came round unexpectedly this afternoon to bring me a copy of his new book of chess games. Told me a bit of his life story involving a gunman, an insurance company and several nervous breakdowns.

So the Holy Land pilgrimage is over, with only a slight uneasiness in my stomach to bring it back to life. Oh, and the photographs. And this blog. And possibly a piece on my website. And…

We set our alarm for an unearthly hour on Monday 24th, got out of bed shortly after 4am and got a taxi up to the Cathedral for 5.30. I knew it would be too early – we waited at least 20 minutes in the rain and cold and wind before it turned up, being joined at intervals by our fellow-travellers.

Eventually it arrived, and the trip to Luton Airport was quite quick and uneventful., as was the passage through the various levels of purgatory to the Departure Lounge. Had a coffee with Anne and James Whittet, who we know, and met a couple of other people.

The Easyjet was late leaving, of course, but made up time a bit and we reached Tel Aviv in early evening, meeting our tour guide Hanna (Israeli for John) and got in the bus. I might as well get it out of the way quickly and say our driver was totally brilliant, especially in the narrow streets and tiny parking places we came to love, or at least know.

We drove to Tiberias – quite a long trip, reaching our hotel too late for supper but in time to eat the “cold plate” they had placed in our room. Quite nice, actually, and the hotel was pleasant enough. Not that we were there much: the next day we had a 6.30am call and made an extremely early start. Our bedroom overlooked the bus station, which was interesting, and when the mist cleared later in the day we could see Lake Galilee.

The weather was quite pleasant, and we drove to the Mount of the Beatitudes, where we had some liturgy and I lost the bus. Not a good start. However, I found it again without too much embarrassment, and we drove north to Caesarea Philippi, which may have been my favourite stop. We were on the edge of the Golan Heights, not far from both Lebanon and Syria – we could see them both – with Mount Herman in the distance. The scenery was stunning and the buildings were in ruins, as they should all be. It was the source of the Jordan, the site of the cave of Pan, entrance to the underworld, and the place where Peter told Jesus that he was the Messiah.

More liturgy, and we headed south again, along a road which was apparently undergirded by mines in case of an invasion. I just hope they could tell the difference between an invasion and a tour bus. We reached the Church of Multiplication, near where Jesus fed the five thousand (Vermehrungskirche). To be continued…