Sorry about the gap. Christmas looming, university essays to mark, wife retiring… Speaking of which, here she is (right) at her “surprise” retirement do on December 16, being presented with a bottle of champagne by Sue Eagle, head of Tuckswood School in Norwich, where she had been deputy head for four years and taught for many years more. Sue called her an unusually gifted teacher, which shows how astute she is. Also speaking were Fred Corbett, Norfolk’s education number two (assistant director of children’s services), and Bill Russell, senior primary adviser, who had interviewed her – extremely rigorously – for the post of head at Alburgh with Denton School six years ago.

The party had been organised by Kim and Karen, reception teacher and secretary respectively. Cake by Marion, the magic cake-maker and classroom assistant. Wonderful evening, excellent buffet, great atmosphere. Dot was given a stunning gold bracelet studded with garnets.